How to Plan a Naughty Getaway For the Holidays

Naughty Xmas

We all know, as adults, the naughtier we are the more gifts we get! So why not be extra naughty this holiday season with someone you like being naughty with? Below are tips for planning a naughty christmas getaway or a New Year’s Eve night to remember. Whether you visit Vegas, Paris or decide to stay in your hometown, there’s no reason you can’t have a jolly old time this year with an unconventional celebration. I invite you to partake of your very own secret recipe of naughtiness and drink it up!

1. Decide what kind of sexy holiday you want to enjoy.

Forget about the fattening eggnog and hanging the stockings by the chimney with care. This year, you are looking to create a holiday experience you’ll always remember. But, before you can begin your naughty holiday plans, you must first make up your mind about what kind of memories you want to create and where you want to create them. Do you want to go to a swingers bar? A fetish party? What about a brothel or strip club? Or, maybe you’re keen on the idea of being a voyeur and watching someone else’s naughty holiday, rather than creating your own. No matter what you decide, determining what kind of naughty adventure you want to experience will make it easier to plan your trip.

2. Choose a naughty destination.

Now that you know what type of sexy holiday you’re looking for, you can decide on a city. For example, if you’re looking to frequent a brothel, then you should do your homework and find out where they’re located. Legalized prostitution in the U.S. is available only in Nevada. If you’re looking for a lawful and legitimate, super swanky swingers club, then Paris is the place for you. If you want to make an appearance at a hardcore fetish club, London and Germany are great places to check out. When selecting the right naughty destination, you can easily do your research online or follow my blog at If you want to find out what’s available by city, buy my naughty city guides at

3. Research local laws.

Sure, you’re a naughty traveller who likes to live on the edge, but nothing will ruin the holidays faster than a night in the slammer. Before you go traipsing the world looking for a good time –or in our case, a bad time! –make sure to do your research. For instance, if you want to enjoy a topless stroll down the beach, make sure the beach you select welcomes this kind of naughty behavior. If you’re looking for a nudist colony, make sure you look into the laws that govern the area when you find one. In some countries, a violation of sexually-based offenses is a big deal. Remember, just because a nudist colony (or brothel, etc.) exists doesn’t mean it is legal. Imagine your surprise when a certain naughty locale gets raided and you’re hauled off to jail in nothing but your birthday suit! Don’t let this happen to you.

4. Choosing a naughty hotel.

There are countless hotels around the world that specialize in naughtiness and many that you can make naughty with their amenities. Before choosing a hotel, do some preliminary investigation. Such as, do the bedrooms have mirrors near the beds or on the ceilings, as they do at Burj Al Arab in Dubai? Find out how late their hot tub/swimming pool stays open for some late night fun. How big are their showers and do they have seats in them so that you can have easier shower sex? Do they have a steam room and is it unisex? If the hotel is small they will usually have a small, unisex steam room making it perfect for sex. Steam rooms are perfect for hiding what you’re doing as people can’t see you and you have enough time to stop what you’re doing if someone walks in. Finding a naughty hotel is easy if you know what you’re looking for along with calling ahead to do your own research.

5. Naughty itinerary.

Once you have decided where to go and where you want to stay, be sure to have naughty things planned for your trip. Being naughty is something that usually happens spontaneously, but when you’re going on a naughty holiday, it’s best if you know what you’re going to do when you get there. You may want to book tickets to a sexy peepshow or nude play. Or perhaps you want to go to a swingers bar. Remember, you don’t have to wait until the sun goes down to be naughty. I give you permission to be naughty 24-7! There are a lot of things you can do on a naughty holiday during regular business hours. Here’s an idea: go purchase a naughty book from my collection at to learn about the many naughty activities available in L.A. Or, you can visit my blog to find out what naughty things you can get into around the world at

6. Packing for your sleigh ride.

Okay, maybe you’re not going to hitch a ride on Santa’s sleigh –in fact, if you really want to make this holiday memorable, splurge a little and buy a first-class ticket or rent a fancy car. No matter how you get there, be sure to pack according to the nature of your naughty holiday. Of course, you’ll always want to pack lots of condoms. (Lots and lots and lots!) If you’re headed to a fetish club, then you’ll want to pack your best latex outfit and bring some leather whips. (Plus, you need to know how to pack latex so that it travels well). If you’re looking for topless or nudist beaches, you need to pack your bathing suit because you’ll need to wear something before you get to the beach. If you’re headed to a swingers club, pack a sexy dress and lingerie outfit. A true naughty traveller is prepared for anything. Pack accordingly.

7. Sex toys.

Santa might have cute little dolls and pocket-sized trucks in his bag, but we prefer toys of a different variety. You can’t have a naughty holiday without the proper essentials. There are plenty of sex toys on the market that have been designed for those who are traveling. For example, there are bullets that fit discreetly into your evening purse and toys that have been made to look like something else so you won’t be embarrassed by the nosey security guard who searches your bag.

8. Playing it safe.

Always, always, always bring condoms. You don’t want to go away for the holiday and come back with a gift that keeps on giving. Many naughty holiday locations (brothels, swingers clubs, etc.) will supply them, but it’s good to have your own just in case they don’t have your size. Make sure to use condoms when having sex –even if you’re just performing fellatio. It’s better to be safe than sorry. Also, whenever I return from a naughty holiday, even though I’ve been safe, I always like to come home and get tested for STDs. Remember, there are still things you can get even if you use a condom, like herpes and genital warts. So play safe!!!

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