I’ve learned a lot of things from dating online from guys profiles and their photos. And I’ve learned that dating online makes for amazing stories for my blogs.
Drinking: Guys who show photos of themselves with a drink in their hand means that they always have a drink in their hand. Leave the photos of you drinking out of your photos. I’ll find out later if you’re an alcoholic.
Kids: Guys for some reason think that girls want to see them with a kid in the photo. Gag me. You don’t need to grab your friend’s kid to make it look like you like kids. Nothing is worse than the best photo of you is with a kid, it’s hard to masturbate to when I’m thinking of you.
Sex: Don’t take a picture of just your bed and post it, leave some mystery. I want to be surprised when I walk into your bedroom and only find a bed with one pillow and a blanket as thin as an airplane one.
Photos: I don’t care about your travel photos. It’s fine if you put up one but don’t have 10 photos and only one showing your face. Also, take off the sunglasses so I can make sure you’re not hiding any bags and take off your hats just in case you’re covering up a comb over or no hair. Or if you have no hair don’t cut the photo off at your forehead so I can’t see what you have going on on top. And try to show a close-up of your face that isn’t blurry or with you wearing sunglasses or a hat. And leave the hot girl out of the photo, I know it’s just your sister or your guy friends girlfriend. No girl wants to see another girl in your photo. And leave your friends out of the photo, nothing is worse than having to guess which one you are.
This is a dating site not your Facebook page so show your best photos that actually show YOU and only you.
Height: I’ve quickly learned that anyone over 6’0” is usually telling the truth about their height. And that 5’10” on a dating site really means 5’9” or even 5’8”. So I make sure not to date anyone who’s 5’10” because I know I will show up and it will be some short dude. I remember the first time this happened. I went to meet this guy wearing my 5 inch heels which made me 5’10” so I knew I’d be right at his height. I got to the bar excited to meet and as soon as I saw him sitting down I was pleased because he was very good looking. But it wasn’t until he stood up that I realized that he lied about his height. He was looking at me thinking how hot I looked and thank god she’s better looking in person and who she says she really is. And all I can think about is how he lied about his height and next time I’m going to have to only wear my 4 inch heels or maybe just my flats.
Accents: People who know me know I don’t like accents or people that I have to explain what something means because they speak another language. But I have no problem with British accents as long as they are proper. So I decided to go out with someone who put that they had a “ruggedly sexy Scottish accent” on their profile. This was coming from the same lad who lied about his height. Rugged yes, sexy not. As I’m at dinner trying to listen to the little person sitting in front of me it’s hard to understand this little man when I can barely understand his Scottish accent. Had to ask him to speak slower a few times as if I’m hard of hearing and he’s a retarded little person.
– Sienna Sinclaire® – The Single Girl ®: Your Naughty Lifestyle Guide