It’s that time again, when you have an excuse to behave extra-naughty on the most romantic day of the year. Of course, Naughty Girls & Boys like to misbehave every day of the year, but if you have a special someone in your life right now, make February 14th a day to remember for the sexiest of reasons.
You might have something private and personal planned for the big day, but that doesn’t mean you can’t indulge in some theatrical foreplay beforehand. If you’re going to get the most out of Valentine’s Day, the secret lies in the preparation, so check out these super-sexy Valentines tours and events, as well as making a stop at a few licentious lingerie stores. That way, by the time you and your lover get to your private main event later on, you’ll be climbing the walls with desire.
Just because it’s Valentine’s Day, doesn’t mean you have to spend the night with just you and your lover. If you’re a party animal and you want to share the love, then sign up for this exotic, sensual and very libertine party in Los Angeles. It’s so exclusive, the venue is a closely guarded secret until just hours before the doors open. Organized by the experienced team at Mass Pleasures, these events are masked balls which promise a cornucopia of steamy exchanges between like-minded people. There’s also a jacuzzi and infinity pool, so it’s up to you how wet and wild you get. Masks come off at midnight, so you and your lover have all evening to flirt anonymously before deciding which other couples (or singles) you’d like to get closer to. These are stylish affairs, too, so if you’ve always fantasized about turning up to an event in furs, heels, diamonds and a mask, then this is definitely the party for you. Photo applications are invited, and if you’re accepted you’ll receive details of where to go nearer to the date. Don’t wait around, though, these parties are hugely popular, and no wonder! So book early to avoid disappointment.
This is LA’s most established burlesque show, and a must for couples who love to be entertained by sexy, cheeky women in a fun, naughty environment. There’s live jazz, magic, and seductive songstresses, all there to make your evening as naughty and erotic as possible. This VIP night includes champagne, chocolates, flowers and premier seating, and you and your lover can choose whether to enjoy a private table, or get together with another couple to share your sensous evening of burlesque entertainment. Even if you’re single, take advantage of the single tickets (chocolates included!,) and make some new friends this Valentine’s night. Who knows where that might lead?
We’ve all seen pictures and videos of the famous Rio carnival, but you don’t have to go all the way to Brazil to get samba, sangria and sexy senoritas. This Valentine’s Day, The Conga Room in LA is hosting its 15th annual Brazil Carnival Extravaganza. Book a VIP ticket and get front row access to all the music, dancing, food and champagne. It’s a mix of high energy dance party and traditional Brazilian carnival – think Mardi Gras, mojitos, masks and marimba! Everyone is encouraged to join in the drumming, dancing and drinking, so surprise your lover with a couple of tickets to this Valentine’s party and see if you can last the distance.
Is your idea of romance something from a Jane Austen novel, or Downton Abbey…but with added danger? Then the 2015 Edwardian Ball is right up your alley. Mixing art, music, circus, fashion and plenty of gore, you’ll need to tighten those corsets and get ready for an evening of storytelling, cocktails and costumes. If you and your lover are into a little role play, then you’ll love dressing up in your vaudeville outfits ready to have your sepia portrait taken in the photo booth. Or maybe you can both while away a few romantic hours on the roof terrace with an absinthe cocktail or two. Admire some Gothic fashions at the catwalk show, or indulge your lover with some intimate dirty dancing in the ballroom. Don’t miss the main event – “The Beastly Baby” – a gory tale of Edwardian darkness, by none other than Mr Edward Gorey himself.
Burlesque doesn’t just happen in the evenings. Here in LA, you can enjoy a sexy, sensual lunch, too, courtesy of Burlesque Brunch at Sadie Kitchen & Lounge. Book your seats, then sit back on the patio and enjoy a 3-course lunch and some raunchy entertainment from some of LA’s most legendary risque performers. Include something super sexy with your brunch with add-ons like a dozen red roses (drop your lover some heavy hints!,) bottomless Mimosas or a burlesque gift bag including feather boa, gloves and thigh highs, so you can take the party back home and carry on where the performers left off.
This burlesque show in Santa Ana has a bit of everything – burlesque, variety, striptease and chorus girls, to name just a few. There are two shows, one at 6pm and one at 8pm, both hosted by the cheeky Wilkinson the Butler. Book a VIP booth and enjoy steak entrees, letting the girls and boys entertain you and your lover with their sultry songs, erotic dancing and naughty striptease.
If you and your lover have discussed sexual fantasies, then it’s a fair bet that the subject of a threesome has come up on more than one occasion. So, for the ultimate Valentine’s Day gift, why not surprise your lover by giving him just that? How? Simple, just go to CitySource and check out the hundreds of quality escorts on their site. They’re LA’s number one ‘personal entertainment provider,’ so the girls on here will be experienced in catering to every requirement. Don’t worry, it’s all perfectly safe – the guy who runs this site vets every girl himself and takes all of the photos, so it’s basically a case of “what you see is what you get.” No nasty surprises here! I’ve hired many girls from this site and have never had a problem. Invite your chosen girl back to your place (or a naughty hotel toom!) and have fun for as little or as long as you want. The best part is that she’ll leave when you want her to, and you and your lover can continue your own naughty fun afterwards. Trust me, this is the perfect way to give your lover what he wants this Valentine’s Day.
8400 Santa Monica Blvd.
If your idea of the perfect Valentine’s Day is tasting a little European glamor, then this LA restaurant is the ideal venue for a sexy, seductive dinner of decadence. With stunning architecture, opulent statues and décor, and a garden that’s straight out of a Renaissance painting, La Boheme offers continental delicacies alongside New American/Asian fusion food, so you and your lover can have a naughty time feeding each other various aphrodisiacs before deciding what you’re going to get up to for dessert. The interior is a mix of French boudoir and Moulin Rouge, with huge chandeliers, mezzanine dining and intimate tables and booths. Outside, the Tuscan patio takes you into another world of Shakespearean romance. This place oozes sex, so book your table well in advance for Valentine’s Day, because every couple in LA is going to want to come here.
6675 Hollywood Blvd.
Those looking for something completely different from the usual romantic eateries, should make a beeline for this cheeky restaurant on Hollywood Boulevard. It claims to be “Hollywood’s most luxurious nightlife destination” and it’s hard to argue when you find yourself enjoying delicious food and surrounded by sexy entertainers such as aerialists, burlesque and pole dancing. Dining here isn’t just a night out, it’s an entire experience. Gorge on a multi-course set menu of daring dishes, then enjoy music and dancing in the sexy nightclub next door. This place is so exclusive, the restaurant only opens on Saturdays, and all diners eat in a single sitting on a white bed. Where else can you eat in bed? Every sense will be aroused on a night out here – the emphasis is on the ‘art’ of the meal, as well as the taste – so it’s tailor-made for you and your lover. Spend a few hours indulging your eyes, ears and taste buds, and see just how sexy food can make you feel.
1521 Vine St.
Couples looking for some exotic, interactive distractions on Valentine’s Day should check out this Tunisian restaurant. Whether it’s a first date, or a long-overdue date night with your long term lover, Moun of Tunis offers not just heady, aromatic North African dishes, but also some sensual, erotic entertainment, too. Get comfy on the cushioned floor in this Bedoiun-tent themed dining room, and lounge in each other’s arms as you pick over tagines, b’stilla and couscous. Admire the gorgeous belly dancers as they move alluringly beside you. It’s impossible not to get carried away with the sensual atmosphere in this place, and you can even learn some sexy dance moves to show off to your lover later. On given nights, you can even get your tarot cards read – a sexy little treat for you and your lover to see what erotic surprises your future might hold for you.
SEXY BOAT TOUR
14045 Panay Way
Marina Del Ray
There’s no better way to start your Valentines evening than with a gorgeous, Venetian gondola cruise around the world’s largest marina. All you have to do is lie back with your lover and let your private gondolier do all the work, gliding past celebrity yachts as the seductive sound of Italian classical music wafts through the air. Your boat is fitted with all the luxury essentials for the perfect Valentine’s Day treat – soft pillows, appetizers, butler service, chocolates, roses…and the best sunsets on the planet. They even provide a huge ice bucket, so all you have to do is bring along your favorite bottle of champagne and enjoy the stars. Marina del Rey is a beautiful, romantic setting, so a couples cruise through these serene waters is the perfect foreplay for whatever you have planned later on.
SEX TOY STORES
8481 Melrose Place
One of the most important parts of Valentine’s Day is to feel sexy. If you’re planning a naughty night with your lover, then make the proper preparations and splash out on some super-sexy lingerie. This store is one of the most famous in LA, and for good reason. It’s so upper class here, you can smell the money being spent, and you even get a free glass of champagne as you browse the color-coded racks. I guarantee there will be heaps of stuff in here you’ll want to try on, but don’t go alone! Valentine’s Day doesn’t have to start in the evening, so take your lover shopping with you, and give him a chance to see what treats lie in store for him later (if he behaves himself.) The changing rooms here are huge, and there are large, ornate throne-like chairs for your lover to relax in while you change into various sexy outfits. Give him his own seductive fashion show! Alternatively, if you’re feeling particularly naughty, you could also go shopping alone to pick something sexy out for yourself. Kiki’s also does private shopping, if you want the place all to yourselves. Doesn’t get much more erotic than that!
7733 Santa Monica Blvd.
One thing that should definitely be on your Valentine’s Day checklist, is a sex toy or three. Come on, if you can’t have some sexy playtime fun today of all days, then when can you? The Pleasure Chest is packed full of sex toys, luscious lingerie and kinky DVDs, and the atmosphere is very open – they want you to try before you buy, so there’s plenty of opportunity to test-drive (on your hands only, though…) various vibrators and dildos, to ensure you pick the one that feels best for you. They also do brilliant ‘shopper evenings’ where staff and guest speakers hold short seminars about anything from how to give great oral sex, to experiencing your first threesome. It’s like a night school for naughty people! Don’t worry, this place is decidedly non-seedy, and they always have some great tunes playing in the background to make sure their customers are always in the mood while they browse. Friday nights is even ‘club night,’ where a DJ spins some club classics as you walk the aisles. Make it a stop-off on your way to or from a club – it’s open until 2am on the weekend. This is sex shopping for the 21st century, and it’s a great way for you and your lover to explore and discover a range of sex toys you may not have tried before, with expert staff on hand to talk you through any questions.
VALENTINE’S DAY GIFT IDEAS
We all know how sexy food can be, but try thinking outside the box this Valentine’s Day, and get your lover something he can really get his teeth into. As well as the strawberries, melted chocolate and champagne, think about ordering a bespoke naughty cake which will have you both salivating with sugary desire. Look at this site and get inspired about how to excite your lover’s tastebuds. They do penis cakes, boob cakes, even rude collections of cupcakes. The best thing is, if you don’t see anything you like, you can commission your own. All you need is imagination, and they’ll do the rest. Perhaps you have a naughty photo you’d like them to put on top of a cake for you. Or maybe you’d like an exact replica of your lover’s cock made in cake form, so you can eat him at your leisure. Or be extra naughty and get him a cake in the shape of your pussy and make him take turns eating a little bit of the cake version, then a little bit of the real deal. Exotic cakes are a fantastic way to indulge the senses on Valentine’s Day, so get ordering now.
If you’re looking for a gift to offer your lover this Valentine’s Day, or you want him to treat you to something a bit special, then you can’t get more intimate or personal than getting some artwork made of your own body parts! James Spinner is the mastermind behind Porn Star’s Art and you can hire him to make art pieces of your pussy, ass, breasts, or even your lover’s cock. Getting a sculpture made of your pussy is a gift I guarantee will make your lover fall for you all over again. And knowing that there’s a little part of you on display in his home for him to admire whenever he wants to, will be a huge turn-on for you, too. You get to pleasure him, even when you’re not there. Or maybe you can just treat yourself. I’ve used him before to make a pussy sculpture, which I display in my house, and I also had him make some soap molds of my pussy, which make perfect little naughty gifts for guests when they stay. Visit James’s website for more details, so you can discuss with him personally exactly what you’re looking for.
Get in a sweet’n’sexy mood with this unique candy G-string. In pretty red and pink, you can give your lover a tasty appetizer this Valentine’s Day and have him nibble at your naughty bits until he uncovers the juiciest bit of all. It’s made of stretchy elastic with the candies threaded on, just like those bracelets you used to have as a kid. Think of this as the naughty grown-up version.
Most lovers swop sweet gifts on Valentine’s Day, so to be a little different this year try getting your lover some cheeky candy which will really make him smile. Show how rude he makes you feel with a heart shaped “I Fucking Love You” box filled with tasty treats which even have their own little rude messages on. Or get straight to the point with a box of similarly rude candies presented in a box with an even simpler message: “Let’s Fuck.”
Now you can feel sexy from dawn ’til dusk this Valentine’s Day, by treating yourself to some vibrating panties. These sexy red lace panties have a hidden pocket into which you slip the slim, discreet bullet vibe. Switch it on, and off you go. There’s no reason why you can’t climax all day long, anywhere you like. At the office, on the subway, even walking around the store shopping for groceries. Some people might wonder why you’re getting so excited over the fruit and veggies, but only you will know your dirty little secret. You can even get your lover in on the act, too, with these remote control vibrating panties. Go out on a sexy date and put your lover in charge of the remote, so you have no idea when or where you’re going to start seeing stars.
Red is the color of Valentine’s Day, so mix up the romance with a little bondage fun and treat your lover to some playful BDSM action. This sexy heart shaped set includes a red satin blindfold, satin cuffs, feather tickler, G-string, pasties and even a flogger, so you can playfully punish your lover if he tries to deviate from the rules you’ve set down. A brilliant gift for first time BDSMers, or for long term lovers who just want to reignite the fire in their relationship this Valentine’s Day.
A truly luxurious gift for that special someone this Valentine’s Day, get your lover to give you some close, personal attention with this amazing glass dildo. You can either warm it or chill it before use, then let the glass slide effortlessly up inside you for some truly intensive orgasms. The shaft has raised hearts on it, which which will give you an extra kick with every textured thrust. Heat it up, cool it down, whatever works for you. And because it’s so easy to clean, you can use it both anally and vaginally with minimal fuss between washes. It comes in a super cute storage pouch, too, so its full 7 inches will stay protected and ready for action whenever you are.
This mini massager really packs a punch so don’t be fooled by its cute size and heart shaped tip. Get your lover to slide the ring over his finger so he can get to work on you, massaging all your sensitive areas with one of 10 different speeds and functions. It’s 100% silicone so it’s super soft to the touch and very easy to clean. It’s also waterproof, so it’s the ideal toy to take into the bathroom so you can both indulge in some soapy shower sex.
Who thought butt plugs could be romantic? Yet these cute anal playthings are enough to make you blush, especially because they come in three girly colors – powder pink, baby blue and lemon yellow. They’re made from soft, flexible silicone, so they’re great for first time anal experimenters, and your lover will adore shafting your ass as the words “Be Mine” beam out from the base of the plug.
Here’s a gift your lover definitely won’t be expecting this Valentine’s Day – a love heart shaved into your pussy! This kit includes a heart template which is soft and shaped to your body so it won’t slip. All you have to do is shave around it, leaving you with a perfect heart shape to show to your lover – but only if he deserves it!
Part of the Wonderland range of 5 collectable vibrating massagers based on characters from “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland,” this heart-shaped vibe is the best. It has 10 functions and the heart-shaped head means you can massage your whole pussy area in one go. Better still, get your lover to take the massager on a trip over your entire body, exploring every nook and cranny, until he discovers where your very own Wonderland is hidden.
Make a fuss of your lover this Valentine’s Day by gifting him this silicone, heart shaped cock ring. Inserted over his penis, his erection will last longer than usual, and the golden bullet vibe inserted through the holes guarantee a vibrating massage not just for him as he fucks you, but for you, too, because the vibrator will massage your clit every time your lover thrusts up into you. It’s waterproof, too, so you can enjoy Valentine’s fun anywhere and everywhere you choose.