Naughty Halloween Parties in Los Angeles
The witching season is upon us once more, so what better way to celebrate than partying with your fellow naughty ghosts, ghoulies and monsters at one of the many spooky and spectacular events happening in Los Angeles this weekend? I’ve put together my best picks of the beastly bunch to make sure that, wherever you end up this Halloween, it’ll definitely be a naughty night to remember!
8288 Santa Monica Blvd.
West Hollywood 90046
Cost: $3 cover
10pm – midnight
Featuring some of LA’s best drag artistes, PUMPED promises to be a raucous evening of drag mayhem, especially for Halloween. Your hostess for the evening is the delectable Detox, star of the Dreamgirls Revue and a runner up in the fifth season of “RuPaul’s Drag Race.” Performers on the night include naughty Vicky Vox, Wendy Ho and Sassy Devine, plus RuPaul’s Drag Race Divas. Reservations essential for this night, but you get to eat, drink and be merry and it’s only $3 to get in. Dressing up is definitely encouraged!
259 N Pass Ave.
FREE 10pm – 1:40am
Hosted by the wicked Seymour Satin, Sardo’s are holding their annual Halloween Party costume contest in Burbank this Friday. It’s free entry, with special prices on drinks all night and “treats” on the tables. The best thing about this party is that you could actually go home richer than when you arrived – there’s a $200 first prize for the best Halloween costume of the night, and $50 for the runner-up. So get your naughty imagination working overtime and go earn yourself some dirty dollars just for being your usual, sassy self.
Venue – Secret! TBA on the night
10pm – 3am
Always one of the highlights of the LA Halloween calendar, the Fantasy Ball is an exclusive event for swinging, sexy, naughty people with a very select guest list of 100 lucky chosen ones. The venue is kept secret until the day, but it’s guaranteed to be very grand – a mansion, castle, stately home or country estate. To get access, visit the website (above) and book your place at LA’s most exclusive Halloween swinging soiree. Costumes are definitely encouraged, the sexier the better and, once there, you’ll get to mingle with beautiful demons, ghosts, vixens and superheroes from all walks of life, who all have one thing in common – they love to get naughty at night time. Ticket prices are for either basic BYO entry or VIP bottle service.
4216 Melrose Ave.
Cost: FREE 9pm – late
If you like your Halloween parties loud, ripped and rocked, then this is where you should head Friday night. There’s all sorts on offer here, including burlesque performer & fire-eater, Little Miss Sideshow, and “acroguitarist” Lilia Bogoeva. Music is provided by True Violet and DJ Matthew Pernicano, and graphic artist Kyle Jewell will be around to rustle up some wicked and original artwork for you to win in one of the many raffles and other games being held during the evening. It’s free entry, too, so a rocking night is guaranteed.
Cost: $70 per couple (single ladies free)
9pm – 3am
Club Joi is a private swingers/lifestyle club in LA offering exclusive invitation-only parties for like-minded people. This Halloween Eve there’s a , sexy, spooky night of fun planned, including a Best Costume contest with a $200 top prize. There’s also a night at Sea Mountain Inn & Nude Spa up for grabs as well as $1000 in other prizes. DJ M1 is your musical host and you get access to over 7,000 sq ft of dancefloors, private rooms, playrooms and entertainment space to get down and dirty in. For tickets, you have to apply online through the Club Joi website – couples or single ladies only, no single gentlemen! Once accepted for membership, you’ll be given directions for the club. This is a very exclusive club, with everyone vetted and selected in a way to guarantee guests are going to get along, so if you’re particular about who you want to swing with, Club Joi has it all covered.
1652 N Cherokee Ave.
Cost: $25 door
10pm – 3.30am
This club loves to go all out on their themed parties and Halloween is no exception. Expect wall to wall cobwebs, skeletons, pumpkins and witches as well as costumed hostesses and bartenders. It’s a proper haunted playground with playrooms, BDSM demos and four bars. Entertainment for the night includes fetish models, sexy slaves, pony go-gos and several DJs. Hosts Skin Diamond and Hudsy Hawn will also be introducing burlesque performer and dominatrix, Bella Bathory, orgasm expert and sex coach, Sunny Megatron, and close-to-the-bone comic actor Wry Mantione. There’s also a costume contest, so make an extra effort on your outfit as you could be going home with $500.
Cost: $100 (couple) / $50 (single ladies)
10pm – 4am
Super-secret swingers’ shindig with just 250 guests, the Fangbangers’ Ball guarantees some wicked, delicious fun for Lifestyle devotees this Halloween. With plenty of themed playrooms, dancefloors, lounges, private booths and lots of opportunities to indulge your voyeuristic fantasies, this is where LA’s most enthusiastic swingers will be heading on Saturday. To get your ticket, you need to apply online – couples and single ladies only, no single guys. The venue this year is near LAX but you’ll be given the precise location once you’ve been approved. Costumes are mandatory but, once you’re inside, anything goes.
Den Of Iniquity
East 6th Street
Arts District 90013
12pm – 6pm
If you think bondage is just for kinky sex, then you’re very wrong. Bondage is an art form and you’ll assume a whole host of extra powers if you can learn how to dominate and exert influence through the techniques of expert rope play. Mistress Tara is a world-renowned expert on the art of bondage, specifically rope play, so this Halloween she’s holding some very special workshops in the Den Of Iniquity dungeon, designed to teach you how to tie, untie and control a willing partner. As well as learning the intricacies of knot-tying, positioning and ‘predicament bondage,’ it’s also about how to harness your mental powers so you’re able to direct and control a sub’s behavior while they’re tied up. It’s fascinating stuff, so if you’re a single lady looking to add some more powers to your magical repertoire, book your place with Mistress Tara today.
2809 W Sunset Blvd.
2pm – 5pm
If you’re looking for some lighthearted but sexy fun this Halloween, the Hilarious Halloween Humiliation event is a great way to spend Saturday afternoon. It’s an interactive workshop hosted by sexperts Sunny Megatron and self-confessed “professional pervert” Ken Melvoin-Berg, who’ll be discussing the history of humiliation and educating you about how to expand your humiliation skills or, if you’re into sub play, how to become even more submissive! It’s Halloween, so dress up in your favorite scary humiliation gear and learn some new techniques to improve the quality of your dom/sub play. It’s an afternoon event so you’ll be able to take what you’ve learned and put some new techniques into practice that night. You might even win the prize for Best Costume!
The Clown House
334 W Pico Blvd.
Cost: $5 door
The Clown House is a comedy club in Downtown LA which holds a Freak Show every Friday but, as it’s Halloween, this week it’s on Saturday. You’re promised some very near-the-knuckle naughty comedy and full costume entertainment. If you’re frightened of clowns, or freaks, then this place will scare the pants off you, but it’s all good fun and only $5 on the door. Tuesday Thomas is your creepy but sexy host and she’ll bring you to your knees with laughter.
1819 Ocean Ave.
Santa Monica 90401
8pm – 2am
This is a fabulous costume ball in Santa Monica, full of glitz, glamor and sexy, sexy guests. The Viceroy Hotel is known to be haunted, so this is the perfect venue for a scary, but sexy, Halloween Ball. They’ve got everything going on – psychic readings, DJs in several dance rooms, bars and a big costume contest with multiple prizes, from Sexiest Female (you could win a round trip to Vegas…) Scariest Female (prize is an in-home massage) and Overall Best In Show ($250 cash,) so there are tons of reasons to make sure you get a ticket. And because it’s a private party and in a hotel, who knows what naughty things might start happening in the twilight hours?
9.30pm – Late
Dr. Suzy hosts her sexy internet show every Saturday night and you can be there in person, as well as get exclusive access to the erotic aftershow party. There’s bound to be some naughty Halloween fun this week, so feel free to dress up and join in the party. Dr Suzy’s regular guests include porn stars, sex coaches and strippers, so you’re bound to get excited by something. There are drinks available but you can take your own, too. And who knows? You might get to be a guest on the show yourself! To get tickets you need to be a member, so sign up online and you’ll be given the exact location for the show. Anything goes with Dr Suzy, so be prepared for a riotous evening of eerie, erotic naughtiness. Couples and single girls only.
Esterel & Riviera Lounge Bar
Sofitel, 8555 Beverly Blvd.
Beverly Hills 90048
9pm – 2am
The Esterel & Riviera Lounge Bar at the Beverly Hills Sofitel always does an amazing Halloween Masquerade Ball so expect tons of glitz, glamor and sexy costumes. It’s held in the Grand Ballroom and will be one of the most sophisticated parties in LA so grab your ticket now. On the night you’ll get access to VIP tables, an outdoor patio, two dancefloors, amazing DJs and VJs, VIP open bar, party favors and much more. You can purchase single tickets, couples tickets or a whole table if you want to experience the full VIP treatment. Dress up to the MAX for this one.
Cost: $100 (couple)
9pm – 5am
If you can’t make the Club Joi Halloweve Party, then go all out to get into this one instead. It’s a members-only, private event for discerning Lifestyle enthusiasts and promises to be an exciting, erotic evening of music, dance, socializing and swinging. It’s a huge 7,000 sq ft space with two floors of bars, dancefloors, private rooms and playrooms, so put on your scariest Halloween costume and be prepared to undress layer by layer. Music comes from DJ Climax and there’s a $400 costume contest so in theory this could be a free night out for you and your lover…and then some. If your ticket request is approved, you’ll be given exact venue details on the day. Couples and single ladies only.
TCL Chinese Theatre
6925 Hollywood Blvd.
Cost: $20 and up
9pm – 2pm
Where Heaven and Hell convene to create the biggest Halloween party in Hollywood, this extravaganza at the world famous Chinese Theatre is going to be full of angels and devils so you just need to decide which one you want to be. There are rooms galore, from the Giant Room and Heaven Dance Room, to the Hell VIP Room, where all the naughty stuff takes place. Light shows, Halloween décor, VIP booths and lots of beautiful people are all mandatory, and entertainment includes world class DJs and VJs, top lingerie models, adult movie stars and a costume contest worth a total of $5000 in cash and prizes. Also in attendance will be representatives from some top talent agencies, so get dressed to impress and who knows what bonuses you’ll be taking home with you?