How To Become A Naughty Traveler
It’s no good being a naughty girl if you’re going to confine your fun to when you’re at home. Naughtiness is a lifestyle, so wherever you are and whatever you’re doing, you need to be in a naughty mood 24/7. That includes vacation time, too. In fact, the holidays are the perfect time to indulge your inner naughtiness, so do your homework and, next time you’re planning some well-earned time away, think naughty!
Below are some ideas about how to turn yourself into a Naughty Traveler. It’s not just about what you get up to when you’re away, it’s about informing and educating yourself about all the exciting things on offer. You also need to get clued up about which destinations are naughty-friendly. That is, respect local laws and do your research before embarking upon your naughty vacation. Not everywhere will welcome your beautiful naked body on their beaches, or appreciate your fetish outfit in the local bar. If you want be enjoy the most erotic, sensual vacation possible, it makes sense to research the places you know will embrace your naughtiness and even encourage it.
Read all about it
To give you some ideas about where to go, get a hold of my naughty guides to two of the world’s most decadent cities, to give you a head start on that road to mischief. In The Naughty Girl’s Guide To Las Vegas , I offer over 300 pages of advice, tips and tricks on where to go and how to get the most from this sultry City of Sin. Vegas is a naughty place anyway, but I’ll show you the places nobody else knows about; the sexiest bars, the steamiest spas, the kinkiest clubs and the perkiest parties. Learn about Vegas’s raunchy past and discover plenty of erotic fantasies to fulfil every naughty traveler’s most intense fantasies. I spent two years researching this ultimate naughty travel guide so, trust me, no other book is going to let you as deep inside Las Vegas’s sultry underbelly, as this one.
In The Naughty Girl’s Guide To Los Angeles , I’ll help you navigate this exciting city in the sexiest way possible. Whether you’re after a boutique fetish hotel which caters for your very specific needs, or you want to know where to attend the city’s most fashionable naked pool parties, this book is for you. It lists everything from burlesque clubs and swinging events, to the best sex shops and naughtiest restaurants. You’ll also learn about how the City of Angels came by its naughty reputation, as well as treating you to some sumptuous, super-erotic photographs of the people, places and personalities which make Los Angeles such a hotbed of decadence.
To get you even more in the mood for some naughty LA adventures, check out my own video channel on Vimeo . Based on my book, I’ll show you tons of things to do while you’re here, from the cute and tame, to the dirty and very naughty! Get a first hand look at some great bars, clubs, hotels and dining dens, so you can decide which ones you’d like to investigate further.
Follow my blogs
If you want to stay up to date about where the latest naughty bars are opening up, or where the hottest event is happening tonight, sign up to my Naughty Travel Guide Blog, where I’m constantly adding the latest naughty news. Although I specialize in naughty events in LA, there’s a lot of global stuff on there, too. So whether you’re kissing your way through Paris or flirting your way through Florence, there’s bound to be something here to point you in an even saucier direction.
You can also follow my Naughty Lifestyle Guide Blog, which offers fantastic tips on where to shop for the sexiest lingerie, which cities are the world’s naughtiest, how best to spend a sexy hour in Paris, sexiest airports (yes, airports can be very sexy!) plus news, reviews and information on things like Naughty Girls Meetups and nights out.
Facebook & Twitter
We’re in the digital age, people, so if you want to keep up with me and my naughty lifestyle, you’re very welcome to follow me on Facebook and Twitter. I’ll keep you in the loop about all my naughty travels and offer advice and tips on the best places to go and what to do when you’re there. You can also sign up for my regular Newsletter, to stay in regular touch with the best naughty travel finds around the globe.
Naughty Holiday Tips
Have you been thinking about taking a vacation lately? Are you sick and tired of the same hum-drum routine – go to work, come home, rinse and repeat….all just to pay more bills and spend more hours at the office? Girlfriend, it might be time for you to take a naughty holiday!
But how do you get started? Where should you go? What should you take with you? And what should you be doing once you get there? Don’t worry, because I can answer all these questions, and more, to make sure you have the naughtiest vacation of your life. You can choose to go with like-minded friends, a lover, or (my favorite) just go on your own. Holidaying by yourself means you open yourself up to so many more adventures than you would if you were with friends or a partner. There are no limits, nobody to ask permission from, and nobody to check up on you. Sounds like heaven, right? Well that’s because it is, so read on.
1. Decide what kind of sexy holiday you want to enjoy
When it comes to spending your valuable time off, forget about the usual trip to the local rollercoaster park, staying in and doing laundry or visiting yet another zoo. This year, you need to create a vacation experience you’ll always remember. If you have a week’s worth of vacation time saved up with work, book a naughty holiday. But, before you begin your naughty holiday plans, you must first decide what kind of memories you want to create and where you want to create them. In other words, what excites you?
Have you always wanted to go to a swingers club? Or maybe a fetish gathering? What about a brothel or strip club? Or maybe you’re keen on the idea of being a voyeur and watching someone else’s naughty holiday, rather than creating your own? No matter what you decide, determining what kind of naughty adventure you want to experience will make it easier to plan your trip.
2. Choose a naughty destination
Now that you know what type of sexy holiday you’re looking for, you can decide which city should be blessed with your presence. For example, if you’re looking to frequent a brothel, do your homework and find out where they’re located. Legalized prostitution in the U.S. is available only in Nevada. If you’re looking for foreign adventure, then Paris has some super swanky (and legal) swingers club. If you want to go hardcore fetish, then London or Berlin are great places to check out. When selecting the right naughty destination, you can easily do your research online or follow my blog at www.naughtytravelguideblog.com . If you want to find out what’s available by city, buy my naughty city guides at http://www.naughtytravelguide.com
3. Research local laws
Sure, we’re naughty girls who like to live on the edge, but nothing will ruin a vacation faster than a night behind bars. Before you go traipsing the world looking for a good time – or in our case, a bad time! –make sure to do your research. For instance, if you want to enjoy a topless stroll down the beach, make sure the beach you select welcomes this kind of naughty behavior. If you’re looking for a nudist colony, make sure you look into the laws that govern the area when you find one. In some countries, a violation of sexually-based offenses is a big deal. Remember, just because a nudist colony (or brothel, etc.) exists, doesn’t mean it is legal. Imagine your surprise when a certain naughty locale gets raided and you’re hauled off to the slammer in nothing but your birthday suit! Don’t let this happen to you.
4. Choosing a naughty hotel
There are countless hotels around the world that specialize in naughtiness. Since you’re looking to have a naughty holiday, I would recommend that you stay somewhere you’ve never even heard of, just for the sake of adventure. Or, perhaps you want to stay at some ritzy hotel complete with five-star facilities. For many women, spending a lot of money on a hotel makes them feel sexy, which in turn makes them want to be naughty. Before choosing a hotel, do some preliminary investigation. Find a place to stay that is located in or near the city you plan to visit. Every major city has an established naughty side, so use TripAdvisor or another hotel review site to check out what other naughty people have said about the same hotels you’re looking at.
5. Plan a naughty itinerary
Once you have decided where to go and where you want to stay, be sure to have naughty things planned for your trip. Being naughty is something that usually happens spontaneously, but when you’re going on a naughty holiday, it’s best if you know what you’re going to do when you get there. You may want to book tickets to a sexy peepshow or nude play. Or perhaps you want to go to a swingers bar. Remember, you don’t have to wait until the sun goes down to be naughty. I give you permission to be naughty 24-7! There are a lot of things a girl on a naughty holiday can do during regular business hours. Check out the advice in my Naughy Girl’s Guide To Los Angeles for ideas about what to do not just in the City of Angels, but inspiration to kick start your naughty vacation wherever it is you’re planning to go. And don’t forget to visit my Naughty Travel Guide blog to help you pick a city where I know you can get up to all sorts of naughty things!
6. Packing for Your Getaway
This one is really a no-brainer! We are women of the here and now, so we’re always ready and prepared for anything, no matter where we go. Be sure to pack according to the nature of your naughty holiday. Of course, you’ll always want to pack lots of condoms, and if you’re headed to a fetish club, then you’ll want to pack your best latex outfit and bring some leather whips (be sure to pack latex properly so it doesn’t ‘spoil’ on the journey.) If you’re looking for topless or nudist beaches, you need to pack your bathing suit because you’ll need to wear something before you get to the beach. If you’re headed to a swingers club, pack a sexy dress and lingerie outfit. So it’s really just about thinking ahead, not just to the events you want to attend, but also the ‘pre’ and ‘post’ times, so don’t be afraid to pack a few comfortable sweats to lounge in for the mornings after your naughtiness. And if you really want to make this holiday memorable, splurge a little and buy a first class plane/train ticket, or rent a fancy car as you travel about on your trip. This should be the trip of a lifetime, so make it as memorable as possible – every minute of it.
7. Sex toys
You can’t have a naughty vacation experience without the proper essentials. And who ever heard of a holiday without toys!? There are plenty of sex toys on the market that have been designed for those who are traveling. For example, there are bullet vibes which fit discreetly into your evening purse and toys that have been made to look like something else so you won’t be embarrassed by the nosy security guard who searches your bag. Take your favorites, but also splash out on a few extra-spicy sex toys to experiment with while you’re away.
Here are 10 of my favorite travel must-haves:
I Rub My Duckie Travel Size – ParisA real best seller, a rubber duckie is a must-have for any naughty girl’s case. This sexy white one is about half the size of a standard duckie, so it’s a real space saver, and it even comes with a sassy feather boa to put you in the mood. But it doesn’t compromise on power, making a great massager as well as a vibrator. It’s quiet, too, so you can have some sexy bath time fun in your hotel room without worrying about the noise you’re going to make.
Vibrating Pantie SetJust because you’re in transit doesn’t mean you should go without some between-the-legs stimulation. Take these panties on the plane or train and get added thrills on your trip. The person sitting next to you will be left wondering just what has put such a smile on your face! If you have a fear of flying, then these naughty panties are the perfect distraction, making air travel a whole lot more fun.
Travel Vibrator KeyringGet off any time, anywhere, with this handy keyring vibrator. You can even attach your hotel key to this nifty little number, letting your fellow guests know exactly what you intend to get out of your holiday. A cheeky addition to any naughty girl’s carry-on bag.
Shades of Love Bondage SetIf you’re planning on visiting a fetish or BDSM club, you’ll need to look the part. This sexy set has everything you need to make an impression. There’s a seamless lace & satin dress to show off every inch of your curves, as well as a silky eye mask and some super-sexy silk restraints to really excite any potential partners.
Sweet Obsession G-Spot VibeIf you like your orgasms intense and internal, then you need to pack a good G-Spot vibe. As opposed to G-Spot dildos, many of which are made of glass and so perhaps unsuitable for travel, G-Spot vibes are mostly made from soft silicone and are hardwearing – perfect for those long journeys. This one is rechargeable, so no need to worry about packing loads of batteries – one will do!
Mini Nipple SuckersOur nipples are super-sensitive, so packing a pair of these handy little suckers will ensure that wherever you’re headed, you can enjoy the erotic sensation of bullet-hard nipples, which is sure to get a few heads turning. Made from PVC, they’re soft and pliable, so you and your new playmates can play for hours, teasing your nipples to attention.
Dominant Submissive Fur HandcuffsYou might get a few suspicious glances at airport security with these naughty cuffs, but that’s half the fun, right? And trust me, there’ll be no mistaking what type of holiday you’re headed for when the security guard gets a look at these. Beautiful red fur cuffs come with 2 release keys plus a free blindfold, so the possibilities are endless once you get going. Be prepared!
Chiffon Bell Sleeve White RobeHolidays are all about relaxation, so be sure to pack something sexy, but soft, in which you can spend your lazy days looking sultry and feeling erotic. Just because you got in late from that club last night, doesn’t mean your down time has to feel any less sexy than your night time. This sassy chiffon lace robe will have you feeling in the mood for naughtiness all day long. And, if you wake up next to a hot new bedfellow, what better way to keep him turned on through the morning as you enjoy coffee and croissants on your hotel balcony?
8. Playing it safe
I can’t stress enough how important it is to stay safe on your vacation. Condoms are essential, they should be the first things you pack, because you don’t want to come back with a gift that keeps on giving – like chlamydia, or worse. Many naughty vacation locations (brothels, fetish clubs etc.) will supply them, but don’t rely on this – it’s always advisable to take your own so you’re sure you’re covered (or rather, he is.) Even if you’re just performing fellatio, use a condom. It’s always better to be safe than sorry. Also, whenever I return from a naughty holiday, even though I’ve been safe, I always get tested for STDs. Remember, there are still things you can get even if you use a condom, like herpes and genital warts.
9. Don’t forget your naughty souvenirs!
When your holiday is over, you don’t need to come home empty handed. Aside from the naughty photographs and videos I hope you’ve taken, you should also treat yourself to some Naughty Travel Girl souvenirs that you can use again and again, to remind you (and anyone who knows you) what a fantastically naughty time you just had. Take your pick from my selection of branded ‘Naughty Travel Girl’ favorites.
We all have notepaper and Post-It notes dotted around the house, so why not theme yours to remind you of your holiday and make you plan your next one sooner rather than later. This block of sticky notes is a cute way of making lists and even sending notes to someone you’ve got your eye on.
You take your phone everywhere with you, so it makes sense to add a little Naughty Girl reminder to it so you can remember your naughty holiday every time you text or call someone. Just holding it will make you smile, and it’s a fantastic ice breaker next time a hot guy starts talking to you.
Get the gossips going at the grocery store with this sassy tote bag. Wear it on your shoulder with pride as you browse the fruit and veggies, and watch the admiring, jealous, or even suspicious glances from other women who wish they had the courage to be as naughty as you. And you never know, this bag might be the secret weapon you need to get that cute guy you’ve had your eye on to come over and talk to you.
What better way to boast about your recent naughty holiday than by turning up to your next gym session with this cheeky gym bag? Girls and guys will be fascinated by the sexy woman striding across the gym floor on her way to the changing rooms, showing off her confidence for all the world to see.
An inexpensive reminder of your naughty holiday, is to put this cheeky magnet on the fridge (or anywhere you like) so as you go about your normal day, you can smile to yourself at the memories of every little thing you got up to while you were away.
I have one of these to take on vacation, not just to remind me of a great time from holidays past. I love seeing it every time I walk into the hotel bathroom, because it’s an instant reminder of naughty times, plus it’s a promise of naughty times to come, especially if you keep naughty things inside it!
Most naughty girls take their laptop or iPads everywhere with them, so make sure you’re all kitted out to attract attention in that Parisian cafe or Jamaican beach bar, with these on-trend laptop skins. I guarantee that no-one else for miles around will have one, so be prepared to field questions from fellow sunseekers as to why you think you’re such a naughty girl!
If LA has been your naughty destination, relive those gloriously heady nights in the cocktail bars and nightclubs, with this souvenir Naughty Girl glass. Mix your favorite drinks in the comfort of your own home, then live out the holiday memories once more as you sip and smile.
What better way to mix business with remembered pleasure than with a Naughty Girl Business Card case? It’s a shiny, glamorous and very fun way to introduce yourself to new clients, who won’t be able to help but wonder what makes you so naughty. This is a great item to take on nights out, too. Any hot guy you get talking to won’t help but be impressed if, when they ask for your number, you present them with a business card from this sassy case.
For the ultimate holiday memories, go to bed with your Naughty Girl persona every single night, with this sensual duvet cover. And when lovers come, it’s a great way to introduce them to your bedroom. Their imagination will be working overtime as to what further delights the night might hold!
So go through the list above and prepare for your naughty holiday with confidence. This is a real opportunity for you to indulge those fantasies and make them real – at last! Whether it’s a sinful weekend in Vegas, a fetish fantasy in Frankfurt, or a peep show in Paris, the world really is your oyster, so make sure to spend those hard-earned hours, days and weeks somewhere you’ve always wanted to go so you can indulge in some super sexy extracurricular activities.
I hope your naughty holiday is everything you hope it will be. Enjoy yourself and your sexuality. Remember, this is your life to live, and you only get one chance to do it right. Don’t apologize for your naughty holiday, relish every moment!